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I'll never forget the look on the cashiers face, when she scanned the pack of bird seed.
And i asked her how long does it take for the birds to grow once i plant them.
 
In elementary school:

Teacher: Who is your hero?
Kid: My dad
Teacher: What is his superpower?
Kid: He is brave.
Teacher: What is his biggest fear?
Kid: My mom.....
 
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